Let’s talk about how many comedy movies open up with a scene of a woman enjoying herself in privacy with an accomplice, this specific accomplice is usually hidden in a nightstand by a sock avoiding anyone and everyone other than the owner. A movie example that comes to mind is, Not Another Teen Movie, when actress, Tracy Kay, reaches under her blankets and removes her hidden gem to then be greeted by a family reunion for her birthday. This scene is pretty much every woman’s worst nightmare, but I laugh every time, how could you not?
So What’s This Product?
The concept behind this new product that will help avoid embarrassment, fingers crossed that no one walks in, is to just say f*ck it and make it pretty enough to display on your nightstand with your perfume and skincare. Own your sexuality rather than hide it and leave the relatives to walk in on you, and why you’re at it make it just as pretty as it feels. It’s “The New Vibrator Sitting Right Next To Your Skincare.”
The Skinny Confidential and Woo More Play
Laryn Evarts Bosstick, or more popularly known as, The Skinny Confidential came together with Woo More Play to create the perfect chic vibrator. This brand is all about sex and oh man do they lay out the facts and make it steamy. Woo More Play states that the problem with sex is,
“Roughly 50% of women don’t expect to orgasm from sex.
Only 40-60% of women masturbate, compared to 95-99% of their male counterparts.
1 in 6 women have never had an orgasm.
80% of hetero women fake orgasms half of the time and 25% fake almost all the time.”
Interesting facts, what’s the solution? “The more you try the better it gets,” They say
“Goddess and author of The Pleasure Gap, Katharine Rowland, says “as women become more versed with what their body can do, orgasm becomes more readily achievable.” F*cking brilliant, right? It fuels our goal to get you to a place where you can say to yourself and out loud, ‘this is what I want’.”
Lauryn Evarts Bosstick
If you aren’t familiar with Laryn Evarts Bosstick, she is an Influencer with 1 million followers on Instagram, has her own podcast, recently launched a collaboration with Elemis skincare and is known for her “no-censor” advice. This new product is making a lot of sense now. She doesn’t give a sh*t what people think and believes in looking fabulous while doing it, hence her very on brand blog and Instagram. Bosstick isn’t afraid to speak up about uncomfortable or against the norm topics. “Lauryn Evarts Bosstick has turned her passion for beauty [and] wellness… into one of the most distinctive blogs online today, The Skinny Confidential. Along with the blog Lauryn released her own book, The Skinny Confidential Lifestyle Guide & a BODY App, which is a monthly subscription service that includes new workouts & meal plans.” Okay, so all of this sounds great, where do I sign up and when can I hangout with Lauryn? Asking for a friend.
Can I Really Display This?
The answer is yes, to the display part for sure, she’s so pretty that you almost want to frame her and yes, to the product working as well. The Woo Vibez or Vibez i cum first, recently launched and already has 15 reviews rating this product at 5 stars. One great review, titled, “Obsessed!” states, “The design, the case, the heart shaped handle, everything is just perfect and so chic! Makes traveling much… easier.” If the case alone doesn’t sell this product for you, a sock made out of a case is so last year. The 2 in 1 performance may. Lauryn’s sister suggested this product to be used as a facial massager, which means you will feel great in more ways than one. I guess you’re saving money too now, right? If you’re using your vibrator for skincare as well, then yes.
“My sister discovered this little trick not too long ago. I mean, facial massagers can get expensive, so why not use your vibrator to:
♡ increase blood flow & circulation in your face
♡ assist with lymphatic drainage- always PLZ.
♡ smooth out fine lines & wrinkles.”
Why Not Feel Pretty and Look Pretty?
As women we tend to hide the fact that pleasuring ourselves is a normal and can be a routine activity, just as much as it can be for a male, why is that? Why shouldn’t we use a product that looks pretty and makes us feel pretty? A cute case while being travel friendly are major perks. I don’t know about you but I always feel pretty in pink and don’t see why this would be any different from anything else. After all, if we don’t want to f*ck ourselves then why would someone else want to? This product is a positive because a boss b*tch collaborated with a brand in order to create it, adds an extra bonus with the 2 in 1 factor and it’s empowering. A vibrator that is just as pretty, if not prettier than our everyday skincare. If you don’t pleasure yourself you will after you discover this product. Talk about an icebreaker for your next wine night with the girls and get rid of those embarrassing oops moments and own it, display and flaunt it.
