No stranger to controversy, Madonna launched a thousand eye rolls when she decided to post a video of herself musing philosophically about coronavirus. She says in the video (with creepy piano music playing in the background), “It doesn’t care about how rich you are, how famous you are, how funny you are, how smart you are, where you live, how old you are, what amazing stories you can tell. It’s the great equalizer, and what’s terrible about it is what’s great about it. What’s terrible about it is it’s made us all equal in many ways — and what’s wonderful about it is it’s made us all equal in many ways.” While we get the point Madonna was trying to make, perhaps the words “great” and “wonderful” shouldn’t be used in any sense when describing a virus that has killed thousands of people. Oh and sorry – I forgot to mention that Madonna delivered her speech about COVID making us all equals while naked in a marble bathtub. Surrounded by candles and rose petals. Wearing expensive jewelry. Sigh.